Look, we can all agree that women watch stupid stuff. Women like to watch "reality TV" as long as it is not very realistic. Sitting on the couch watching The Bachelor, I have realized that my wife is buying into this crap. They think it is so romantic. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I've got an idea for a new version of the Bachelor. You get 20 hot women into a room and let "the Bachelor" walk in. The bachelor is Jeffrey, a 35 year old bow-legged hairlip who pronounces his name Jeffy. If these girls get the rose, they are stuck with him. I can guarantee you they will not be fighting for his rose.
Women are way more shallow than they like to let on. You ask a beautiful woman what she looks for in a man, she'll say a sense of humor. LIARS! I have a keen sense of humor, but it it does not attract women. You know what women really like? Expensive cars. When is the last time you saw an attractive woman riding in the passenger seat of a Kia? That is right. NEVER!
I have spent the last 6 years of my life trying to show my wife that nobody's life mirrors The Notebook. Instead it is more of a delicate balance between Married, With Children and the Cosby Show. The next time you ladies are crying over the TV and wishing you would have married the bachelor, think about that guy you did marry. The guy that thinks you are beautiful when you wake up in the morning. The guy that brings you toilet paper when you come up empty on the toilet. Think about that guy that went out in the rain to get you a cheeseburger when you were pregnant. That is the perfect man for you. Unless you are totally shallow, than you should have gone for the guy with a ton of money and a badass car.
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