Why are so many people eating with their mouths open now? Every time I go to a restaurant, I see (and hear) some repulsive mouth breather violently chomping their food with their mouth ajar. I eat using a simple 5 step process:
1) Open mouth
2) Insert food
3) CLOSE MY MOUTH
4) Chew
5) Swallow
I really did very little research on how to do this properly. I learned as a kid by being yelled at. It seems that those idiots in Generation "Y" really have the biggest problem with this. This generations generally thinks they are smarter and superior to all others, but they cannot engage that part of the brain that shuts the mouth after food is inserted. The very worst part is that if you say something to these "people", they give you a go to hell look. I'm not saying, "close your damn mouth" because I care about you. I'm telling you shut your trap so I do not have to see or hear you chew your cud.
Please, the next time you eat, rather alone or in a group, follow the 5 steps listed above. If not, someone with manners may hit you in your damn head you friggin' hillbilly.
For the most part I would agree that it is the Generation Y you are speaking of. There is one exception. Old people. It seems that the same people that kicked us under the dinner table are now having some sort of breathing problem and can't chew with their mouth closed.
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